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They Eat Puppies, Don't They?

A weapons project needs congressional support. Lobbyist Bird McIntyre and pundit Angel Templeton decide a story about Chinese agents trying to kill the Dalai Lama might help. They invent the threat, then watch Washington and Beijing struggle with the consequences.

From the publisher’s blurb

“start a rumour that the Chinese secret service is trying to assassinate the Dalai Lama”
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What makes it funny?

Bird calls his modest home the Military Industrial Duplex. He also writes dreadful thrillers, while his lobbying work involves selling a project for drones as large as jumbo jets.

The comedy at work

The invented story gives officials in two countries a crisis to manage. Buckley keeps the lobbyists' private ambitions in view as their publicity scheme starts shaping international decisions.

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Washington satire for readers interested in lobbying, defense spending and people who manufacture alarm for a living.

Good to know

The title is part of the satire's treatment of manufactured hostility toward China. Fictional characters share the story with recognizable politicians and media personalities.

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