Skip to content
HahaFictionSuggest a book
THE HAHAFICTION LIBRARYHeidi's Guide to Four Letter WordsTara Sivec & Andi ArndtTitle placeholder · cover unavailable

A typographic placeholder. Cover art is not available.

On the HahaFiction shelf

Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words

by Tara Sivec & Andi Arndt

One wine-fueled evening with some hand-me-down equipment turns into a podcast called Heidi’s Discount Erotica. Shy former kindergarten teacher Heidi Larsen reads steamy fiction aloud and reveals her crush on her neighbor. What begins as a mortifying accident becomes a way to grow more comfortable in her own skin.

Search on Amazon

Paid link · We earn commissions from qualifying Amazon purchases. Affiliate disclosure

What makes it funny?

Heidi can barely bring herself to read the romantic passages in Amish novels, yet she ends up presenting erotic fiction to strangers. The Smut Report’s reviewer singles out her habit of calling a penis a fern: even her vocabulary needs a workaround.

The comedy at work

The podcast puts Heidi’s private embarrassment on public display. Trying to sound worldly while avoiding sexual language gives her an awkward problem every time she switches on the microphone.

Try this if…

The romance has little relationship drama; Heidi’s growing confidence takes center stage. Readers who enjoy bashful heroines and affectionate exaggerations of Midwestern manners may find that appealing.

Good to know

Sexual language and explicit, deliberately awkward sex are part of the comedy. Heidi also worries about disappointing her parents.

A few distinguishing details

  • An embarrassed former teacher builds her confidence by hosting an erotic-reading podcast.

More funny romantic comedy

Browse this genre

Sources & further reading

Something we should correct? Let us know.

Know a book that belongs here?

Authors, readers, enthusiastic friends. We’re all ears.

Suggest a book