A typographic placeholder. Cover art is not available.
On the HahaFiction shelf
Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words
by Tara Sivec & Andi Arndt
One wine-fueled evening with some hand-me-down equipment turns into a podcast called Heidi’s Discount Erotica. Shy former kindergarten teacher Heidi Larsen reads steamy fiction aloud and reveals her crush on her neighbor. What begins as a mortifying accident becomes a way to grow more comfortable in her own skin.
Paid link · We earn commissions from qualifying Amazon purchases. Affiliate disclosure
What makes it funny?
Heidi can barely bring herself to read the romantic passages in Amish novels, yet she ends up presenting erotic fiction to strangers. The Smut Report’s reviewer singles out her habit of calling a penis a fern: even her vocabulary needs a workaround.
The comedy at work
The podcast puts Heidi’s private embarrassment on public display. Trying to sound worldly while avoiding sexual language gives her an awkward problem every time she switches on the microphone.
Try this if…
The romance has little relationship drama; Heidi’s growing confidence takes center stage. Readers who enjoy bashful heroines and affectionate exaggerations of Midwestern manners may find that appealing.
Good to know
Sexual language and explicit, deliberately awkward sex are part of the comedy. Heidi also worries about disappointing her parents.
A few distinguishing details
- An embarrassed former teacher builds her confidence by hosting an erotic-reading podcast.
More funny romantic comedy
Sources & further reading
- Coauthor
Author commentary
- Ebook listing
Book information
- The Smut Report review
Review
- Ebook edition
Book information
Something we should correct? Let us know.



