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Something

Full Murderhobo · Book 1 · 2020

Audiobook available · 11 hr 53 min

Luke expects to become a leatherworker until a military draft sends him for magical testing. He qualifies for Ascender training, but his portal deposits him in a hostile plane without a trainer. Surviving the monsters will demand more than the lessons he expected to receive.

From the publisher’s blurb

“Trapped between worlds. Potentia might be the way out. Time to kill Something.”
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What makes it funny?

After prolonged isolation among monsters, Luke treats ordinary weather as another enemy. Thunder is a warning that the sky is attacking, and punching the rain seems to him like a reasonable response.

The comedy at work

Luke keeps applying the habits that helped him survive to things that cannot be fought. Krout makes an ordinary storm a combat problem for someone whose sense of danger has been badly distorted; puns add another kind of humor.

Try this if…

Readers who enjoy visible game rules, evolving abilities and extended training across several viewpoints. A substantial combat mission shares the book with the development of those powers.

Good to know

The hostile setting and Luke’s isolation threaten his humanity. This begins the completed three-book Full Murderhobo series, with plenty of training and combat along the way.

A few distinguishing details

  • A training portal strands its student without a teacher
  • A monster-fighter who takes on the weather

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