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First and Forever
Audiobook available · 7 hr 19 min
Football fan Duffy Distefano becomes the subject of public outrage after a bad encounter with a mascot. A television appearance puts her opposite star tight end Connor Cunningham, and their sparring attracts attention. The team sees a publicity opportunity in sending them on a date, a plan Connor knows about before Duffy does.
From the publisher’s blurb
“Duffy Distefano loves three things:”Read the full description at Berkley, publisher description
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What makes it funny?
Duffy’s father prepares her for television by suggesting that she avoid being herself. She thanks him sarcastically for such reassuring parenting. For a tax accountant already dreading the stage, family advice gives her one more thing to answer back to.
The comedy at work
Duffy is expected to present a polished version of herself while private irritation and nerves keep breaking through. Her exchanges with Connor are useful to the publicity team, but the same teasing makes their actual interest harder to separate from the performance.
Try this if…
Professional-football romance with a heroine willing to answer back. Readers who enjoy publicity dating can follow a setup in which the two people on the date begin with very different knowledge of why it is happening.
Good to know
Public shaming and an unwanted mascot encounter start the story. Connor initially knows the date is a publicity arrangement; Duffy does not.
A few distinguishing details
- A football fan’s mascot encounter becomes a public scandal
- Televised sparring leads to a publicity date
- A heroine unaware of the team’s dating plan
More funny contemporary romance
Sources & further reading
- Apple Books lists First and Forever (Unabridged) by Lynn Painter, length 7 hours 19 minutes, narrated by Aidan Bissett, published by Penguin Audio.
Book information
- Penguin Random House lists First and Forever by Lynn Painter as a paperback with 320 pages, ISBN 9780593817445.
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