# Merchant Crab

By H0st · Merchant Crab, book 1

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Balthazar wants coins and pie, but he refuses to leave his pond. The giant crab sets up a business trading adventurers' loot.

## What makes it funny?

Balthazar considers visitors rude intruders and takes particular offense at being mistaken for a stepping stone. His grand opinion of himself gives a crab's territorial complaints the weight of a personal scandal.

### The comedy at work

The opening pairs Balthazar's indignation with physical misfortune: after tripping an overloaded adventurer, he scolds the injured man for making a mess. His concern for his pond persists through an alarming accident.

### Try this if…

Trading supplies the central goal, while levels, attributes, and a character-creation scroll bring in game mechanics. Balthazar's refusal to travel makes his pond the starting point for his business.

### Good to know

The opening uses serious injury as slapstick: an adventurer strikes his head on rocks and becomes unresponsive. This is the first Merchant Crab novel.

## What to expect

- Genre: Fantasy · LitRPG
- Kind of humor: Situational comedy
- Format: Novel
- Length: 698 pages
- Audiobook: 25 hr 10 min
- Published: 2025

## Sources & further reading

- Book information: [Apple Books lists Merchant Crab: A LitRPG Adventure (Unabridged) by H0st, narrated by Johnathan McClain, with length 25:10.](https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/merchant-crab-a-litrpg-adventure-unabridged/id1850574054)
- Publisher: [Aethon Books' page identifies Merchant Crab by H0st, Merchant Crab Book 1, Page Count 698, ISBN13 9798274218030, and audiobook duration 25 hours 9 minutes.](https://aethonbooks.com/book/merchant-crab-2)
- Publisher: [Publisher](https://aethonbooks.com/book/merchant-crab-2)
- Reading sample: [Read chapter 1](https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/68106/merchant-crab/chapter/1204062/chapter-1-stepping-stones)